How many different ways can you eat fries? Potatoes aren't exactly a high value item, unless you sell them for $10. And the trusty spud has been taking a knock lately for being genetically modified and causing premature death when fried, but hey that's half the charm if you think fries are gourmet. Albeit good fries -- cut em up curly, slather with chilli or cheese curds and gravy. I prefer mine with mayonnaise, Dutch style. But at the end of the day? They're fries ppl.